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Why 'the career from hell'?

You know why.Because 98% of you will never make a living from acting.Because everyone thinks they can be an actor too.Because by choosing to be an actor, you're entering a vast community of insecure,...

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Yoghurt and the value of commitment

Lately, my agent's been sending me to a ton of auditions that I have no business walking into (there's no way I could be a sexy young mom, even if I am technically of childbearing age -- I'm way too...

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Headshot from hell

I'll get into detail about what makes a good headshot very soon, but I couldn't resist handing you this golden little nugget first:This picture depresses me. I'm sure I don't really need to spell out...

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Audition anxiety: Playing the hot babe

When I have an audition and my agent instructs me to "look as HOT as you POSSIBLY CAN," I can't help but feel a little nauseous. Oh, so this for one of those really pretty characters. The "hot babe."...

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What makes a good headshot? The top three tips for headshot perfection

The vast majority of actors have really bad headshots. This is good news, because if you and I manage to get ourselves some great ones, we already have a huge advantage over the teeming masses of...

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Be my friend on Myspace!

I'd love to know a little more about who the hell you are. So let's get together.

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Very bad writing: What do you do when the script sucks ass?

Ever tried reading lines that are just awful? Clichéd, unnatural, illogical, and grammatically incorrect? Did you all of a sudden feel like a really bad actor?Don't worry, it's not your fault.Bad...

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On-set with Coca-Cola: What to do when you have nothing to do

I recently did a Coca-Cola commercial. It was a three-day night shoot, so I got picked up every day at 3:30 in the afternoon. On day two, I arrived on set at 5, eager as a beaver. I was in costume and...

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Do you hate me? The drama of the insecure actor

Actors are a miserable, needy, sorry bunch of wimps. Sometimes I really think we should all be rounded up and thrown into some kind of Psychiatric Ward for Performers with Low Self-Esteem and given...

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Jeremy Piven: The date from hell

I know I just wrote about miserable actors, but when I heard that Jeremy Piven recently made a public douchebag of himself at Nobu Aspen, I had no choice but to bring up the subject again.The gist is...

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Kato Kaelin lands a national commercial; Monobloguer is confused

Today I auditioned for an Ask.com commercial. I had to be a girl who gets really excited about finding a whole bunch of Kato Kaelin fansites through Ask and then ecstatically sings, "I've got what I...

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Do I really need to go to acting school?

Yes, you do. Here's why, if you're serious about becoming an actor, you really, really, really should study acting:Acting requires technique. Just as a pianist needs to spend hours and hours playing...

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Sorry for the extended break...

The Monoblogue is on hold while I'm busy with more pressing engagements. Hope to be back in touch soon!

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